05-23-2009, 01:40 PM
Des Esseintes Wrote:This Old Evil House?
It sounds like a TV show.
"Hi everyone, I'm Bob Vila and today on This Old Evil House I'm going to show you how to secure your doors and windows against ghosts and vampires. Remember, most pretanatural beings can transform into mist, so they can
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Congratulations! Sounds like you're ready to write a Gothic parody. Might go over very well with the general public.